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Welcome To SuperZim's
49ers Corner
"Where The Real Fans Come Out To Play" |
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| Fan Press: Now you can write articles for 49ers Paradise, and read what other fans have to say too in the Fan Press section. |
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About Me The ground shook. The walls were crumbling all around. Fire and lava fell
from the sky. In a large, round, silver room, a man stood over a
spacecraft, busily making the final preparations for flight. Behind him
stood a woman, holding a small child, wrapped in a blanket colored red, blue
and gold. The man knew his fate was sealed, and in an effort to save his
young son, he sent him off in this small craft to a safe planet, light years
from his crumbling and doomed planet. As the craft starts its ascent to
safety, you can hear the proud father saying to his son... "Go forth
SuperZim! Go to Earth, live happily, and CHEER FOR THE 49ERS!" With his
last breath, the man sent his young son to Earth, saving him from certain
death. SuperZim landed in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, where he was found
by two loving parental figures who quickly realized this boy's talents and
whisked him off to the Metropolis that is Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
That is where I have spent most of my years, all the while completely
unaware of my past. Then, one day while watching some football on
television, watching some NFL football, the memory gates burst open and I
remembered what it was that I sent here to do. Cheer for the San Fansisco
49ers. That was about 12 years ago, and ever since then I have supported
the 49ers wholeheartedly and defended them against any evil-doer who tries
to slander this proud franchise. And now I have found the perfect venue to
do so, 49ers Paradise!
So be sure to check this corner with great frequency, as I will fight to the
bitter end for truth, justice and the 49er way! I will publish the now
famous "SuperZim's Top Ten" weekly during the NFL season, as well as columns
on any other NFL/49ers issue that needs my attention...
Until next time..."
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